GUARAN

SCORE

NIGHT

EVERYONE WINS

FRIDAYS

AT

EXEDRA

WHERE MEN DO MORE THAN TALK

DUE TO OVERWELMING DEMAND WE'VE BEEN FORCED TO REPEAT THIS OFFER

The Guarantee Why waste time searching? We GUARANTEE you'll score

if not, your next night is on us!

EXEDRA

1762 EAST 18th, CLEVELAND 621-8414

TRITA

RITA READS

It's hard to believe that it's been a whole year that I have been nit-picking on all you wonderful people out thore in ACTION county. Yes, it's been a whole year now for this column and the nag, and I must congratulate myself on a job well done.

Now that the gay picnic is almost upon us I understand Ozzie is looking for a lifeguard. Qualifications: One who does not wear eyelashes; one who does not wear dresses or boas or do shous on the life guard stand. Melissa need not apply...maybe Lola and Jerry H.. from the 0.P. could do it, at least they attract a crowd.

Now that bouling is over, the real 10 pin stories can be told. Just who was the bouler who bowled two whole ganes before he realized he didn't have his bowling shoes on? Wally, do you ever take that cigar out of your mouth?... it's nevar lit and when it is it sure smells funny. thy was averyone picking on Roger? After all Mickey's the one who dumped the drink in his lap and then on his oun head. How is Dolly Dale going to do next year when the foul lines are turned on? And, will Danny be able to make the foul line in less than eight steps? Congratulations to the TRAXX teamyou had the only tean with three bowlers that showed up every Sunday.

620's Bubble-Buns-Buddy did it again by winning the Mr. GOLD COAST contest after all turn-about is fair play. But did you take the foam rubber out when the contest started.

John and Mz O just returned from Houston where they ran into Don Dom. turns out he was in drag. Could it be he may bo a guest star the next time Tiffany Jones is in town?

Tom represented THE VAULTS at the International Leather Contest hold in Chicago sees all he won was some rosy cheeks, now he can't wait for next years contest. UNDERGROUND bartender, Paul R. has been throwing some of the wildest parties at his house after the leather crowds Bar Nights, but ganes like "tan and hide"...Puhleese!! Frankie's illusion of Judy Garland was almost flawless. Except for the echo

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MAY IN ACTIONI

Some months cone and go with hardly a ripple to stir the imagination, but the month of May was booming with many events and activities throughout ACTION COUNTRYNortheast Ohio.

CLUB CLEVELAND

Club Cleveland, the first and foremost health club in the Club Bath Chain, celebrated it's 17th anniversary at the West 32nd Street location, it was also the grand opening of their patio for the summer of '82. As always, the Club was filled to capacity with wellvishers and patrons. The public party, and a few private affairs, lasted into the wee hours of the morning as the celebrants were treated to a full buffet and champagne.

Our best wishes go out to Club Cleveland and ve look forward to many more years of their continued success.

THE SWAP

Cleveland's Exedra and the 0.P. in Akron provided both cities with a nost unusual promotion they SUAPPED !! The 0.P.'s employees took over Exedra on May 18, while the Exedra crew did the same at the 0.P. the following night. Both clubs were filled to capacity on their respective nights as large contingents of customers followed their favorite bartenders to the host bars. The mixture of local and out of toun patrons proved to be a real treat for everyone and the unique night that brought the two cities together should be repeated again. One can never get enough of a good thing and THE SUAP was the greatest!!

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4/JUNE ACTION 1982